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Messages : 59664 Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
 | Sujet: Chuck Norris Facts Lun 31 Juil - 13:05 | |
| Chuck Norris a joué à la roulette russe avec un revolver entièrement chargé, et il a gagné _________________ Anciennement Tayelore, Captain mind fucker, Captain Please Ken, super mind fucker man ou toto pour les intimes.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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Messages : 59664 Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
 | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Lun 31 Juil - 13:17 | |
| Chuck Norris enfant n'envoyait pas de lettres au Père Noël. Il envoyait des ultimatums. _________________ Anciennement Tayelore, Captain mind fucker, Captain Please Ken, super mind fucker man ou toto pour les intimes.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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Messages : 59664 Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
 | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Lun 31 Juil - 13:18 | |
| Chuck Norris peut claquer des doigts de pied. _________________ Anciennement Tayelore, Captain mind fucker, Captain Please Ken, super mind fucker man ou toto pour les intimes.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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Messages : 59664 Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
 | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Lun 31 Juil - 13:22 | |
| Chuck Norris a dejà gagné le Tour de France avec un vélo d'appartement. _________________ Anciennement Tayelore, Captain mind fucker, Captain Please Ken, super mind fucker man ou toto pour les intimes.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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Messages : 25013 Date d'inscription : 05/06/2010 Localisation : Spectre
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Messages : 59664 Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
 | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Lun 31 Juil - 14:17 | |
| _________________ Anciennement Tayelore, Captain mind fucker, Captain Please Ken, super mind fucker man ou toto pour les intimes.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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Messages : 59664 Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
 | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mar 1 Aoû - 17:33 | |
| Pour certains hommes le testicule gauche est plus large que le testicule droit, chez Chuck Norris, chaque testicule est plus large que l'autre. _________________ Anciennement Tayelore, Captain mind fucker, Captain Please Ken, super mind fucker man ou toto pour les intimes.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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Messages : 59664 Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
 | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mar 1 Aoû - 20:52 | |
| Chuck Norris peut t'étrangler avec un téléphone sans fil _________________ Anciennement Tayelore, Captain mind fucker, Captain Please Ken, super mind fucker man ou toto pour les intimes.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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Messages : 8935 Date d'inscription : 06/05/2010 Localisation : Albuquerque,Nouveau Mexique
 | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mar 1 Aoû - 21:14 | |
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Messages : 25013 Date d'inscription : 05/06/2010 Localisation : Spectre
 | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mar 1 Aoû - 23:40 | |
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Messages : 59664 Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
 | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mer 2 Aoû - 21:13 | |
| _________________ Anciennement Tayelore, Captain mind fucker, Captain Please Ken, super mind fucker man ou toto pour les intimes.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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Messages : 59664 Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
 | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mer 2 Aoû - 21:15 | |
| Chuck Norris a cassé sa première dent en mangeant la petite souris. _________________ Anciennement Tayelore, Captain mind fucker, Captain Please Ken, super mind fucker man ou toto pour les intimes.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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Messages : 59664 Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
 | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mer 2 Aoû - 21:16 | |
| Les laxatifs sont sans effets sur Chuck Norris, on ne fait pas chier Chuck Norris. _________________ Anciennement Tayelore, Captain mind fucker, Captain Please Ken, super mind fucker man ou toto pour les intimes.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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Messages : 59664 Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
 | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mer 2 Aoû - 21:17 | |
| Chuck Norris à déjà mis enceinte une poupée gonflable. Ainsi est née Chucky, la poupée qui tue. _________________ Anciennement Tayelore, Captain mind fucker, Captain Please Ken, super mind fucker man ou toto pour les intimes.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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Messages : 59664 Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
 | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mer 2 Aoû - 21:17 | |
| La seule raison pour laquelle Dieu créa les hommes, c'est pour que Chuck Norris se défoule sur quelqu'un d'autre. _________________ Anciennement Tayelore, Captain mind fucker, Captain Please Ken, super mind fucker man ou toto pour les intimes.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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|  | | Tayelore Admin


Messages : 59664 Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
 | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Jeu 3 Aoû - 19:55 | |
| Quand Chuck Norris est né, il a conduit sa mère à l'hopital _________________ Anciennement Tayelore, Captain mind fucker, Captain Please Ken, super mind fucker man ou toto pour les intimes.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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Messages : 59664 Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
 | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Jeu 3 Aoû - 19:55 | |
| Dieu dit : "Tu ne tueras point" Et Chuck Norris répondit : "on parie ?" _________________ Anciennement Tayelore, Captain mind fucker, Captain Please Ken, super mind fucker man ou toto pour les intimes.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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Messages : 59664 Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
 | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Jeu 3 Aoû - 20:06 | |
| Chuck Norris chie sur la tête des pigeons _________________ Anciennement Tayelore, Captain mind fucker, Captain Please Ken, super mind fucker man ou toto pour les intimes.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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Messages : 59664 Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
 | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Jeu 3 Aoû - 20:07 | |
| Un jour, les PowerRangers ont rencontré Chuck Norris. Maintenant on les appelle les Télétubbies. _________________ Anciennement Tayelore, Captain mind fucker, Captain Please Ken, super mind fucker man ou toto pour les intimes.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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Messages : 59664 Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
 | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Jeu 3 Aoû - 20:07 | |
| Avant de rencontrer Chuck Norris, Mika avait la voix de Barry White. _________________ Anciennement Tayelore, Captain mind fucker, Captain Please Ken, super mind fucker man ou toto pour les intimes.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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Messages : 25013 Date d'inscription : 05/06/2010 Localisation : Spectre
 | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Ven 4 Aoû - 17:04 | |
| Chuck Norris arrive à casser 3 pattes à un canard |
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Messages : 59664 Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
 | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Jeu 10 Aoû - 12:34 | |
| A 6 ans, a Noel, lorsqu'il ne recevait pas les cadeaux qu'il désirait Chuck Norris kidnappait et torturait les peres Noel des galeries Lafayette _________________ Anciennement Tayelore, Captain mind fucker, Captain Please Ken, super mind fucker man ou toto pour les intimes.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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Messages : 59664 Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
 | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Jeu 10 Aoû - 13:20 | |
| Chuck Norris s'est fait sauter lui meme avec une bombe, pour aller s'occuper de tes 72 vierges, alors calmes toi  _________________ Anciennement Tayelore, Captain mind fucker, Captain Please Ken, super mind fucker man ou toto pour les intimes.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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|  | | Tayelore Admin


Messages : 59664 Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
 | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Jeu 10 Aoû - 13:24 | |
| Chuck Norris a une fois sauté d'un avion sans parachute et il dit " y a des fois faut arréter de réfléchir et foncer, mon gars"  _________________ Anciennement Tayelore, Captain mind fucker, Captain Please Ken, super mind fucker man ou toto pour les intimes.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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|  | | Elijah Utilisateur


Messages : 25013 Date d'inscription : 05/06/2010 Localisation : Spectre
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