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Tayelore
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Messages : 59114
Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
| Sujet: Chuck Norris Facts  Lun 31 Juil - 13:05 | |
| Chuck Norris a joué à la roulette russe avec un revolver entièrement chargé, et il a gagné 
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| | | | Tayelore
Admin
Messages : 59114
Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Lun 31 Juil - 13:17 | |
| Chuck Norris enfant n'envoyait pas de lettres au Père Noël. Il envoyait des ultimatums.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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| | | | Tayelore
Admin
Messages : 59114
Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Lun 31 Juil - 13:18 | |
| Chuck Norris peut claquer des doigts de pied.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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| | | | Tayelore
Admin
Messages : 59114
Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Lun 31 Juil - 13:22 | |
| Chuck Norris a dejà gagné le Tour de France avec un vélo d'appartement.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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| | | | Elijah
Utilisateur
Messages : 24451
Date d'inscription : 05/06/2010
Localisation : Mystic Fall
| | | | | Tayelore
Admin
Messages : 59114
Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Lun 31 Juil - 14:17 | |
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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| | | | Tayelore
Admin
Messages : 59114
Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mar 1 Aoû - 17:33 | |
| Pour certains hommes le testicule gauche est plus large que le testicule droit, chez Chuck Norris, chaque testicule est plus large que l'autre.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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| | | | Tayelore
Admin
Messages : 59114
Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mar 1 Aoû - 20:52 | |
| Chuck Norris peut t'étrangler avec un téléphone sans fil
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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| | | | vendest
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Messages : 8930
Date d'inscription : 06/05/2010
Localisation : Albuquerque,Nouveau Mexique
| | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mar 1 Aoû - 21:14 | |
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| | | | Elijah
Utilisateur
Messages : 24451
Date d'inscription : 05/06/2010
Localisation : Mystic Fall
| | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mar 1 Aoû - 23:40 | |
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| | | | Tayelore
Admin
Messages : 59114
Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mer 2 Aoû - 21:13 | |
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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| | | | Tayelore
Admin
Messages : 59114
Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mer 2 Aoû - 21:15 | |
| Chuck Norris a cassé sa première dent en mangeant la petite souris.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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| | | | Tayelore
Admin
Messages : 59114
Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mer 2 Aoû - 21:16 | |
| Les laxatifs sont sans effets sur Chuck Norris, on ne fait pas chier Chuck Norris.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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| | | | Tayelore
Admin
Messages : 59114
Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mer 2 Aoû - 21:17 | |
| Chuck Norris à déjà mis enceinte une poupée gonflable. Ainsi est née Chucky, la poupée qui tue.
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Anciennement Tayelore, Captain mind fucker, Captain Please Ken, super mind fucker man ou toto pour les intimes.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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| | | | Tayelore
Admin
Messages : 59114
Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mer 2 Aoû - 21:17 | |
| La seule raison pour laquelle Dieu créa les hommes, c'est pour que Chuck Norris se défoule sur quelqu'un d'autre.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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| | | | Tayelore
Admin
Messages : 59114
Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Jeu 3 Aoû - 19:55 | |
| Quand Chuck Norris est né, il a conduit sa mère à l'hopital
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Anciennement Tayelore, Captain mind fucker, Captain Please Ken, super mind fucker man ou toto pour les intimes.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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| | | | Tayelore
Admin
Messages : 59114
Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Jeu 3 Aoû - 19:55 | |
| Dieu dit : "Tu ne tueras point" Et Chuck Norris répondit : "on parie ?"
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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| | | | Tayelore
Admin
Messages : 59114
Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Jeu 3 Aoû - 20:06 | |
| Chuck Norris chie sur la tête des pigeons
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Anciennement Tayelore, Captain mind fucker, Captain Please Ken, super mind fucker man ou toto pour les intimes.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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| | | | Tayelore
Admin
Messages : 59114
Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Jeu 3 Aoû - 20:07 | |
| Un jour, les PowerRangers ont rencontré Chuck Norris. Maintenant on les appelle les Télétubbies.
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Anciennement Tayelore, Captain mind fucker, Captain Please Ken, super mind fucker man ou toto pour les intimes.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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| | | | Tayelore
Admin
Messages : 59114
Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Jeu 3 Aoû - 20:07 | |
| Avant de rencontrer Chuck Norris, Mika avait la voix de Barry White.
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Anciennement Tayelore, Captain mind fucker, Captain Please Ken, super mind fucker man ou toto pour les intimes.
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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| | | | Elijah
Utilisateur
Messages : 24451
Date d'inscription : 05/06/2010
Localisation : Mystic Fall
| | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Ven 4 Aoû - 17:04 | |
| Chuck Norris arrive à casser 3 pattes à un canard  |
| | | | Tayelore
Admin
Messages : 59114
Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Jeu 10 Aoû - 12:34 | |
|  A 6 ans, a Noel, lorsqu'il ne recevait pas les cadeaux qu'il désirait Chuck Norris kidnappait et torturait les peres Noel des galeries Lafayette
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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| | | | Tayelore
Admin
Messages : 59114
Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Jeu 10 Aoû - 13:20 | |
| Chuck Norris s'est fait sauter lui meme avec une bombe, pour aller s'occuper de tes 72 vierges, alors calmes toi
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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| | | | Tayelore
Admin
Messages : 59114
Date d'inscription : 23/06/2008
| | Sujet: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Jeu 10 Aoû - 13:24 | |
| Chuck Norris a une fois sauté d'un avion sans parachute et il dit " y a des fois faut arréter de réfléchir et foncer, mon gars"
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Jor El :"You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race, and stumble, and fall, and crawl and curse and finally they will join you in the sun, Kal-El"
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| | | | Elijah
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Messages : 24451
Date d'inscription : 05/06/2010
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